Funny Tech Jokes – One Liners About Computers and Technology

Here is a collection of funnies on the topic of technology, they are a mix of quotes and also traditional one liner gags.

Confused Guy WTFAnd if you find yourself confused like this guy thinking “WTF!!” you obviously aren’t geeky enough.

  • The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  • File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  • What kind of doctor fixes broken websites? A URLologist.
  • Every morning is the dawn of a new error…
  • Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
  • Why don’t vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.
  • If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0.
  • Hit any user to continue.
  • What’s the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
  • I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
  • Yo mama’s so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer.
  • A picture may be worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

Do you know any more goodies better then the ones above? Post them in the comments section below for everyone to enjoy.

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